Every great stuff begins with a Fore-word or a Fore-play. Yes, that does include the "Four-letter-word" that pervades your speech every alternate second which has become an expression of your anguish, a word for your mirth, a reason for birth. Anyways, without digressing too much, without further ado, let me introduce to you the "Next Best Thing"  if you are 'vella' enough to check it out.  It is bound to " blow you ........ away "  and not just with BJ's ( ... a Bad Joke .. you pervert! ) but with a wily potshot at Everything.

 

This other day, a self-proclaimed Stud chats up with me on his past exploits, but commits the folly of being too insightful and saying " When you are Me, You deal with all kind of girls- "the Good , the Bad & the Ugly" , ha ha ! Really Bad call, the very next comments he gets gets his jaw kissing the floor. " So, what are you ?? A Pimp ?? " . There... Boom ... " Dude , While you were Ogling, I was Googling. I am a much more evolved species than you .. Ape-Shit." Boom .. Once again. This is what CriiTique is all about. We 'Keep it Real'. Dare not be glib & stupid or we are coming for you.

 

We don't assert we are uber-cool, chic and  sassy for the simple reason that we don't need to. Its a different matter if you are left floored at the end of the day. So, go on. Smile, if you will. But Remember ! You might be scathed the very next day.